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keilexandra) wrote2008-04-26 11:16 pm
keilexandra) wrote2008-04-26 11:16 pm
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From Cool Colleges by Donald Asher:
"If you want to know the quality of any dictionary, look up 'atheist' and all your favorite expletives." [295]
"When you get on an airplane and read the safety information card in the rear of the seat back in front of you, what is the logic behind this sentence: 'If you are sitting in an exit row and you cannot understand this card or cannot see well enough to follow these instructions, please tell a crew member'?" [327]
"'The gods love the obscure and hate the obvious.' -The Upanishads 4.2.2" [338]
"If you want to know the quality of any dictionary, look up 'atheist' and all your favorite expletives." [295]
"When you get on an airplane and read the safety information card in the rear of the seat back in front of you, what is the logic behind this sentence: 'If you are sitting in an exit row and you cannot understand this card or cannot see well enough to follow these instructions, please tell a crew member'?" [327]
"'The gods love the obscure and hate the obvious.' -The Upanishads 4.2.2" [338]