Linkblogging in brief

[keilexandra]

Justine Larbalestier rants--mysteriously--about the worst book ever written. I've tried Googling it, but no luck. Does it sound familiar to anyone?

Via Dear Author, the grand opening of TRiXY LiON PublsiHing [sic]. Shield your eyes if you click!

Comments

[lisamantchev.livejournal.com]

OMG.

"we are accepted submissives from authors today!"

AAAAAAAARGH.

[fairfeather.livejournal.com]

"UR HOME IS FOR BOOOKS!!!" Ooh, I like that. From now on I'm going to call books "boooks". (That quoted sentence is terrible. I have no idea what it means.)

[niladmirari.livejournal.com]

This is what immediately came to mind when I read the blog entry, but in the comments she specifies that the author is a single individual known to be vindictive.

So my next guess is something by Dan Brown, but his prose is mostly just amateurish rather than mind-bogglingly bad.